OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP
guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so huge
don’t tell me representation isn’t important
You want to talk about having an unphotogenic dog?
GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK
IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA
THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE
we bought it.
We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
or maybe just..„,
check if you have a child.,????
scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub
if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u
This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS
now I just need a jail cell full of kittens for ohgoditsrabid
The intergalactic laser beam in me recognizes the intergalactic laser beam in you. Namaste.