apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

clannyphantom:

You want to talk about having an unphotogenic dog? 

clannyphantom:

You want to talk about having an unphotogenic dog? 

THIS IS IMPORTANT

reparteeist:

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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[x]

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,
you know„,..
check if you have a child.,????

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,

you know„,..

check if you have a child.,????

kingofconeyisland:

HELLO WISCONSIN

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

proctalgia:

when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u

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cloudyobsession:

delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

now I just need a jail cell full of kittens for ohgoditsrabid

cloudyobsession:

delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on

THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE

TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

now I just need a jail cell full of kittens for ohgoditsrabid

herbalessences:

The intergalactic laser beam in me recognizes the intergalactic laser beam in you. Namaste.

herbalessences:

The intergalactic laser beam in me recognizes the intergalactic laser beam in you. Namaste.